kick his ass Seabass!!

I thought the rocky mountains would be a little more rocky than this. Yeah, that John Denver's full of crap.

old people, although slow, and dangerous behind the wheel, can still server a purpose.....dont you go dyin' on me now!

Maybe we should trash the place and send them a little message.
"I don't think there gonna get that message."

harry, i hope you're not using the toilet, its broken.

no!...i was just...shaving! :shock:

Pretty bird, Pretty bird, Polly want a cracker?

pull over!

no its a cartigan, but thanks for noticing.

killer boots man!

that's a lovely accent you've got there, New Jersey?
"Austrian"
Well then g'day mate, let's put another shrimp on the barbie.
"Let's not"

where did you get this?

from a kid back in town. traded the van for it, straight up.

i can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog 8)

Those your skiis?
Uh hu.
Both of them?
Yeah.
Cool.

got a little nippy goin through the pass there, eh harry?

Peattie's dead.
What? What happened?
His head fell off.
What?!
Yeah he was pretty old.

nice set of hooters you got there.

excuse me?

the owls, they're beautiful.

According to the map we've only gone about four inches.

i got worms.

Ya know why I like you Harry? Cause your a regular guy. And I want to make sure you stay regular.

what happened? some little philly break your heart?

no, it was a girl.

I can't believe there aren't any jobs in this whole stinking town.

"Yeah not unless you want to work forty hours a week."

hey, you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok shoot him, shoot him.

how could anybody whack a bird with a cork?

these guys arent anybody, they're good.

I got robbed by a little old lady in a motorized cart. And I didn't even see it coming!

i lost my job today.

i fell off the jetway again.

Where ya headed?

Aspen.

Ooh, California, beautiful.

whats the soup dejour?

its the soup of the day.

mmm, that sounds good. ill have that.

Foot long, whose got the foot long?

you heard him, he blamed me. those were his last words.

not if you count the gurgling sound.

Here use these. My hands are starting you sweat.

Don't you go dyin' on me!

those are IOU's those are as good as money.
see this one, 250 thou, thats a car, might wanna hang onto that one.


nice set of hooters you got there.

Lloyd, maybe you should keep your eyes on the road.

ooh, good idea. cant be too careful...a lot of bad drivers out there.

Hey guys.......big gulps huh?......Alllrightttt!.......welp, see ya later!

Me and harry have discovered a new breed of dog...

Its a mix between a Bulldog and a Schitzu

Its called a Bull ****. :wink:

Would ya look at the buns on that one...

Yeah, he must work out.

--JD

Dumb and Dumber,

Sounds like someone has a case of the mondays.

Getting trapped under a gas truck, that's the worst. I have this cousin, well, HAD this cousin...

u guys are all fags