Have any of you ever walked out of a restaurant or store to find some one you don't know sitting on your bike? What would you do in a situation like that? Attack them in rage? Calmly ask them to get off? Or something in between maybe? If that's actually happened to you, what did you do?

I guess the deciding factor on what to do all depends on how big the guy on your bike was I guess! If they were fuxing w/ it pretty bad, calmly ask them to hop off your bike, then kick the ever-loving crap outta them. If they were simply taking a gander, again calmly ask them to get off and then explain to them that it's not appropriate to sit on someone elses bike, and that other riders might take offense to it. Personally, I'd ask them to get off my bike, then kick the crap outta them. All depends on your perogative that day I guess.

I would probably get midevil. I don't even allow anyone to touch my bike unless they have 7 grand on hand. Messing with my bike is like playing with my emotions.

Really depends what he is trying to do to it, If he was in attempts to steal it gotta call 911. Just dont forget that if you use physical force before he does you go to jail for assault, but if you go to get him off and he takes a swing at you then you can beat the fucking piss out of him, and if your life becomes endangered, then take him down at gun point.
If not then tell him to get the **** off and just leave before things happen, just better off just letting it go...try to note his car or soething like that, can get even with a broken window or a slashed tired :wink:

NTFireFighter - you sound like a violent guy. Nice chopper shot by the way. Flying is next on the to do list.
Personly Id have to ask him if he thought he made the best decision by sitting on my nice bike? Then Id watch him get into his car. I would just walk straight up onto the hood proceeding up the windshield on the roof and down the back. Then tell him his car really wasnt that much fun and that his car looks like a better ride then his girlfriend!

OHHHHH! Hahahaha, that made me laugh. Good one!

That last post was right on the money....its not like I see a bomb ass whip and go up and sit inside it. Seriously I would probably get shot or at best my ass kicked. So I would use that analogy with the person first......their answer would dictate my next course of action. The thing that really sucks is I am 30 and I am doing pretty well for myself, so if I just kicked somebody's ass for just sitting on my bike, I would get sued and my **** would become theirs! Funny how that works. Seriously, gotta watch the temper as you get older.....unless of course you still live with mom and dad and the old R6 is your prized possession. For me, not the case....don't get me wrong, I LOVE my bikes....but not enough to take an assult charge. Moral of this story....get them to swing on you first.......then kick some ass!!! :twisted:

i agree with saltysteve, crawl right up the hood and sit on the roof, bounce up and down a little and tell him his bike sux. or depending on his size, or if its a she and shes really hot, lift him off by the throat. then ask his girlfriend if she wants a real ride

Me: "Does my bike look like a fuckin' park bench?" :twisted:

Dumbass: "--- NO ---" :shock:

Me: "Then get your ass off it " :evil:

Then, after he is off the bike, procede to break every bone in his right hand for twisting my happy grip.. :wink: