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Guest
03-18-2005, 03:35 PM
Hey everyone, I'm interested to hear all the awesome stories people have about the asshole driver that you put in their place. I've heard of people kicking mirrors off cars and stuff while going 80 on the freeway, and scaring the soccer mom on her cell phone because she almost ran you off the road. What kinds of awesome things like that have you guys done to put bad drivers in their place?

NTFireFighter
03-18-2005, 07:11 PM
haha yea one here...typical woman on their cell phone and driving a gigantic SUV and she at a traffic light on the left hand side to turn left and drives straight and almosts tunes me, so i am ripped so i pass her on the left to get away since she was all over the rd and changing speeds, she passed 3 cars to get to me and trys passing me on the right, so i pulled out my keys hit my brakes and go to the right side of her car, and like a normal woman she cant use mirrors so she never saw me coming, i keyed down the side of her car and just took off, haha and since it was in my town and i got the licence plate,i used working for the police dept to my advantage and i got her a ticket for like 400 bucks or something like that

Guest
03-20-2005, 12:44 PM
Come one everyone, where are all your stories? I'm sure there's more than one!

03-20-2005, 06:48 PM
haha yea one here...typical woman on their cell phone and driving a gigantic SUV and she at a traffic light on the left hand side to turn left and drives straight and almosts tunes me, so i am ripped so i pass her on the left to get away since she was all over the rd and changing speeds, she passed 3 cars to get to me and trys passing me on the right, so i pulled out my keys hit my brakes and go to the right side of her car, and like a normal woman she cant use mirrors so she never saw me coming, i keyed down the side of her car and just took off, haha and since it was in my town and i got the licence plate,i used working for the police dept to my advantage and i got her a ticket for like 400 bucks or something like that


What a load of horsmanure!

NTFireFighter
03-21-2005, 12:02 AM
ok, believe what you want, to be honest i dont care and i got nothing to lose if you cant handle it, then dont bother to read or post to stuff like this. try and prove me wrong that it didnt happen how about that, and so you know i got her stopped, she got herself the ticket fines, they got her crossing the yellow line, running a control signal, unregistered motor vehicle, traveling too fast...cause she was rude to the officers...to be EXACT on the ticket prices failure to obey control signal = 114.00, failure to keep to the right = 93.00, traveling too fast 93.00, and unregistered m/v = 93.00 for a total of = 393.00

i dont know where you live but here in the northeast (NY, NJ, CT, MA, RI, Eastern PA) people drive like jerks, soccer moms and giant suv's that cant see over their steering wheels back into things all the time and dont even realize they do it, drug users and unstable jerks have road rage and drive irratically on a MINUTE BASIS! its rare when im at work we dont arrest someone for motor vehicle charges for DWI, Narcotics, or driving under suspension and etc. We give out infractions on irratic driving and speeding all the time. Gotta be 20 motor vehicle stops in a shift just for irratic driving alone (crossing yellow line, illegal passing, speeding, running lights, irratic speed changes)

EX: Woman backs into a movable cememented sign and hits another car with it, does damage, gets out looks at the car, looks at hers, drives away. Someone calls in the plate, gets caught on evading.

EX: Responding to a fire call in a fire truck, car pulls out in front of the truck by blowing a red light, even with full lights and sirens...wouldnt pull over.

EX: Responding to a house fire on 1 way street, truck stops to confirm street and way to get to the house. News reporter trys to pass the ladder truck on the right though a snow bank as the truck starts going, runs over the front of the car cause she was in a blind spot, then denies that it was her fault.

Just a few of MANY examples

So unless you live here and can have first hand experence with what goes on here, or were there when I did what I did, then just keep your opinion with no backing to yourself for what was witten here and quit argueing about what was posted here on first hand experence. The post was for the kids enterainment, not for what you think of what people wrote.

03-21-2005, 12:17 AM
ok, believe what you want, to be honest i dont care and i got nothing to lose if you cant handle it, then dont bother to read or post to stuff like this. try and prove me wrong that it didnt happen how about that, and so you know i got her stopped, she got herself the ticket fines, they got her crossing the yellow line, running a control signal, unregistered motor vehicle, traveling too fast...cause she was rude to the officers...to be EXACT on the ticket prices failure to obey control signal = 114.00, failure to keep to the right = 93.00, traveling too fast 93.00, and unregistered m/v = 93.00 for a total of = 393.00

i dont know where you live but here in the northeast (NY, NJ, CT, MA, RI, Eastern PA) people drive like jerks, soccer moms and giant suv's that cant see over their steering wheels back into things all the time and dont even realize they do it, drug users and unstable jerks have road rage and drive irratically on a MINUTE BASIS! its rare when im at work we dont arrest someone for motor vehicle charges for DWI, Narcotics, or driving under suspension and etc. We give out infractions on irratic driving and speeding all the time. Gotta be 20 motor vehicle stops in a shift just for irratic driving alone (crossing yellow line, illegal passing, speeding, running lights, irratic speed changes)

EX: Woman backs into a movable cememented sign and hits another car with it, does damage, gets out looks at the car, looks at hers, drives away. Someone calls in the plate, gets caught on evading.

EX: Responding to a fire call in a fire truck, car pulls out in front of the truck by blowing a red light, even with full lights and sirens...wouldnt pull over.

EX: Responding to a house fire on 1 way street, truck stops to confirm street and way to get to the house. News reporter trys to pass the ladder truck on the right though a snow bank as the truck starts going, runs over the front of the car cause she was in a blind spot, then denies that it was her fault.

Just a few of MANY examples

So unless you live here and can have first hand experence with what goes on here, or were there when I did what I did, then just keep your opinion with no backing to yourself for what was witten here and quit argueing about what was posted here on first hand experence. The post was for the kids enterainment, not for what you think of what people wrote.



More horse manure.
Your story would have been believable if you didn't include terms like "i keyed down the side of her car and just took off, haha and since it was in my town and i got the licence plate,i used working for the police dept to my advantage and i got her a ticket for like 400 bucks or something like that"
Smells like it, feels like it, it is!
You being a big tough fire fighter and all.
I would have thought you would be more responsible.
Did you get fined for keying the other vehicle?

NTFireFighter
03-21-2005, 02:35 AM
well whatever, as anyone else on this site will decide what is real and waht is fiction, so believe what you like, if so inclies you to, have the post deleted if it is upsetting you to see it, i assume it was you asked for stories, and then you decide you decide what is truth and waht isnt? i dont know what to tell you, i cant prove that happened, you would have to be there. if it so makes you happy, why doesnt everyone here that is gonna put up a story get movies and pictures that it happened so they can prove themselfs to someone who isnt even registered to the site or puts his name on his posts :wink:

-No I didnt get fined, no way to prove where the damage came from, or that i even got the car. There wasnt even a complaint that there was damage to the car, so obviously if i got it, it wasnt enough to stand out from the exhisting damage, or i didnt get it at all, even though i felt the key up against it, doesnt mean it made damage

-Responsible would have been for her to not drive like a jerk and put down the cellphone, not almost take me out on my bike and put mine and other drivers lifes in danger merely to try to justify that her arrogant driving was not her fault, but mine to wanting to protect my own life by getting away from her

Matt
03-21-2005, 07:47 AM
Hey, thanks for telling your story, it's exactly what I wanted to hear. It wasn't that other guy that asked the question and then started being an ass. I asked the question and haven't said anything since. I personally find your story very funny. Sorry for starting something between you and that other guy. I didn't mean to, I was just looking for a good story.

fierohink
03-21-2005, 03:18 PM
Gonna have to agree with our "GUEST".

If you have a run in with a cager, take the higher road. If you did in fact key the car, all that does is continue a history that motorcyclists are bad people. That we are irational and jump to damaging conclusion.

Also having been in the EMS and still a current civil servant in Pennsylvania, I pose some doubt to your claims. Having worked hand in hand with several law enforcement burueas there isn't much the police could do to cite your SUV mom without seeing it themselves. They could make an appearence at her residence and say a complaint was made, but that's about the extent. If all it took was a complaint by another driver and tag number, I or anyone for that matter could have tickets sent to any a-hole at the grocery store who took my parking spot and say they cut me off on the highway or did something else illegal.

Again having been there first hand, I can say that I have had the local authorites wake my up with a knock on the door to investigate a complaint from the day before. Asking "Do you ride a blue sport bike license number yada yada yada?" Yes officer. "PLease try to refrain from yada, yada, Reckless yada, yada, or we'll have to return with a summons." This is then followed by an officer patroling my neighborhood for a few days and then it's over.

If all it took were a complaint and my license plate number, I'd recieve a citaion everyday from the guy who didn't like me lanesplitting on the highway, or was upset that I could out accelerate them and therefor beat them at a merger point, the list goes on of daily offenses that get dismissed through the process of law enforcement.

So remember, next time you deal with Soccer Mom with the cellphonitis, take control of yourself. Know that you are the better of the two. And be happy in knowing that if she is paying this little attention on the road, then she probably doesn't notice the husband sleeping with the secretary either.

NTFireFighter
03-21-2005, 04:58 PM
Yea man, I do agree with you that most people can not call in a plate and complain for most towns. Our town is run a little different, the towns people pay a huge amount of money without owning very much in taxes. And usally have lots of pull with the gov't end of it, so the first selectman who runs the town, enforces to the police that every complaint no matter how little is important.

So here is the catch, if someone saw somebody irratically driving, can describe the car with a licence plate, and they were so upset that they wanted something done with it. And this person made a formal written complaint "sworn statement" to what happened, an officer can go down and issue that person a verbal warning, written warning, writen infraction, or a misdminor summons to court, depending on the ofense to what is reasononable.

Now if someone is following someone, and they get the plate and vehicle description, and they do not want to make a formal complaint but still are following the vehicle,, the officer can stop the car assuming he or she can find it, and give a "verbal warning" which means absolutly nothing, and tell him a person complained, if you were doing dont do it again, and if they saw them doing it, same thing, dont do it again.

so let me clarify what happened to me, the stuff did happen the passing and key and what not....stupid? definatly, not disagreeing with you on that. But as far as getting a ticket, i should have rephrased, that i got her vehicle attention by the police, as if i was a person who called in that did not want to make a formal complaint, but they knew what she did to me, so they took more time and effort to find the car, and when its on a main road they did. They followed her and found their own proof for the irratic driving giving them a reason to stop the vehicle. And really she would have just gotten a verbal warning or writen warning, but her attitude towards the officers was horrible and being a "jerk" landed her the pile of infractions.

04-14-2005, 01:43 PM
guys...careful....this guy posted the same thing over at r6messagnet.com and as soon as someone accused him of being a reporter or cop he took off and didnt' post anymore. WATCH WHAT YOU SAY.

guest
04-15-2005, 01:47 AM
Still sounds a bit sketchy. Im a different guest... How did you get to hear of her tickets? that is a private matter and noneya biznezz....?

guest
04-15-2005, 01:51 AM
Since i can reply as "guest", ill post my own story which sounds belivable and is true. THis guy had a problem with me going the speed, tailgating my ass, so i flashed my brake lights and slowed down more... he got in left lane and sped past my ass covering both lanes, narrowly missing me. We got up to stoplight and i put the bike in neutral, popped the kickstand and walked ahead to his suburban. He locked the door, so i punched the **** out of his window (bustin it) just happened a week ago. He was scared shitless and ran the redlight. People were pulling up behind me, so i ran the light and raced home, put the bike in garage...
My hand is fucked up but i aint in trouble so its all good. felt good too, havent busted a window before..l.

Crotchrocketing507
04-15-2005, 02:29 AM
By the way, im Crotchrocketing507 now...instead of "guest." Not many members here but decided to join anyway, gotta build up the R6 site right? Just as good as R1 but just a bit more controllable right? Youve seen this post somewhere else right? Repost! Gotta let yall know i post my opinion where it needs it...

r6youngn
04-16-2005, 05:35 PM
im gonna say there is some times when being rational doesnt pop into your mind. If is ignorant to say that people should never snap. i can definatly understand why people get pissed off and key a car or bust a window when theyve almost been killed. Its not saying that people who ride are bad, but its just that if somthing almost happens to us, we almost die. Ive watched to many people tailgating and doing retarded things to motorcyclists, you cant just say "well you should be responsible and handle it in a responsible way" cause after youve almost been clipped by some soccer mom who thinks shes the most important person in the world, you might snap. Happens to much to file every case, somtimes you just take stuff into your own hands and you feel better, sometimes you get caught and feel worse. either way youve got a story.

-Tom

NTFireFighter
04-18-2005, 09:19 AM
Damn right, trust me when your life is threatened you will do what you need to do to save your own and get out alive. And if the oppurtunity is given to get back you can take that.

Being a firefighter we go into burining buildings to save people and put out the fire, our lives come first so we do what we can to save other people. But if we get to a point where we are going to die, we gotta take care of our selfs any not worry about the people who are trapped inside. I know it sounds shitty but if you are wearing fire gear, and are trained and properly protected, and you are getting burned though your gear that is rated for 1000 - 1500 degrees, then how do you think the person is doing that isnt protected? Most likely they arent going to make it. The human body can only take 300 degrees of dry heat. Dont get me wrong dont think we wont do what we can to still get them, but our interior search will be terminated when we get overwhelmed with fire and possible building colaspe. But we will find that room from the outside, get in there with a handline and start getting water in there to try and save that person.

Recently a cop had to use his weapon to save his life. He got in a fight with someone on duty who then tried to steal his gun, got a hold of it and shot him in the chest. The body armor stopped the bullet and he attacked the criminal to stop another shot, when he got his gun back from the criminal he shot the criminal in the chest killing him.

As it all comes down to you do what you gotta do to surrive, thats just human nature even if its right or wrong

05-19-2005, 06:32 AM
I'm a different guest.
yeah, ok.. so trying to live means pulling up beside a car and scratching it?? If you did that to my car, I would definitely and rightfully so want to punch the **** out of your squid face. Man.. your story is such bullshit it isn't funny... SO you spoke to the cops afterwards and they told you how she was and what they did...lol?? And ruining her paint didn't get you in trouble... she didn't notice... come on please... Please don't take us for idiots. And your firefighter crap on your last post; PLEASE SPARE US. Survival instinct has nothing to do with keying a car, that will likely get you in more trouble and exposes you to more risk and also makes you a major ass... And as for your comment "being a woman, she didn't see me" . What are you that stupid to think because your a girl your limited? HAhaha the girls that ride with us would blast your ass to pieces. If the same thing happened to me, I would have backed off and let it go.. Like I've done hundreds of time because I'm a mature person who understand that we are in a real world where people make mistakes and are careless. Live with it and get over it.

Matt
05-19-2005, 06:50 AM
Another reason to not allow guests to post, and instead make them sign up for the forum: people get flamed anonymously. That's not quite fair, is it? You should at least get the priveledge to know who's yelling at you!

Tristan
05-19-2005, 09:41 AM
I agree with you on that . But on the other hand; I don’t want to start anything or be an ass or hurt anybodies feelings here. BUT I have to admit that after reading through this thread ; I agree with pretty much everything that the last guest wrote . Especially the signature picture. Man did I ever laugh out when I read that one . LOL!!!!!! No offence NT, but could you please reduce you signature picture?
Kindly, Tristan

05-25-2005, 01:32 PM
i believe you.

ok, believe what you want, to be honest i dont care and i got nothing to lose if you cant handle it, then dont bother to read or post to stuff like this. try and prove me wrong that it didnt happen how about that, and so you know i got her stopped, she got herself the ticket fines, they got her crossing the yellow line, running a control signal, unregistered motor vehicle, traveling too fast...cause she was rude to the officers...to be EXACT on the ticket prices failure to obey control signal = 114.00, failure to keep to the right = 93.00, traveling too fast 93.00, and unregistered m/v = 93.00 for a total of = 393.00

i dont know where you live but here in the northeast (NY, NJ, CT, MA, RI, Eastern PA) people drive like jerks, soccer moms and giant suv's that cant see over their steering wheels back into things all the time and dont even realize they do it, drug users and unstable jerks have road rage and drive irratically on a MINUTE BASIS! its rare when im at work we dont arrest someone for motor vehicle charges for DWI, Narcotics, or driving under suspension and etc. We give out infractions on irratic driving and speeding all the time. Gotta be 20 motor vehicle stops in a shift just for irratic driving alone (crossing yellow line, illegal passing, speeding, running lights, irratic speed changes)

EX: Woman backs into a movable cememented sign and hits another car with it, does damage, gets out looks at the car, looks at hers, drives away. Someone calls in the plate, gets caught on evading.

EX: Responding to a fire call in a fire truck, car pulls out in front of the truck by blowing a red light, even with full lights and sirens...wouldnt pull over.

EX: Responding to a house fire on 1 way street, truck stops to confirm street and way to get to the house. News reporter trys to pass the ladder truck on the right though a snow bank as the truck starts going, runs over the front of the car cause she was in a blind spot, then denies that it was her fault.

Just a few of MANY examples

So unless you live here and can have first hand experence with what goes on here, or were there when I did what I did, then just keep your opinion with no backing to yourself for what was witten here and quit argueing about what was posted here on first hand experence. The post was for the kids enterainment, not for what you think of what people wrote.

Tristan
05-25-2005, 04:06 PM
lol

NTFireFighter
05-26-2005, 06:55 AM
To the 2nd Guest if you ever read this again. You are entitled to your opinion on what you think, as I am to my own. There are women out there that can handle their own, some can drive trucks (fire truck or tractor trailers) and some who can ride motorcycle and etc. But most out there can not use their mirrors for **** and usally cause accidents. If you were to ever look into insurance stats women cause the most amount of minor accidents generally from not paying attention or using their mirrors and see where they are going and back into things. Where men on the other hand for the most part cause most of the larger accidents where cars are totaled, or people die. Dont get me wrong both men and women can do the exact oppisite but the numbers dont lie.

As far as slandering people on this forum, it wont be tolerated. It is getting deleted from your post. Calling someone gay is way out of line and unessassary.

Matt
05-26-2005, 08:37 AM
YES! That's the way to lay the smack-down!

05-27-2005, 10:33 PM
hey i posted something again yesterday and it got erased again...??
WTF?

NTFireFighter
05-28-2005, 12:09 AM
As far as slandering people on this forum, it wont be tolerated. It is getting deleted from your post. Calling someone gay is way out of line and unessassary.

I dont think I need to tell you again, it wont be tolerated, i told you why what you said was erased from your post, you proceded to put it up again questioning why it was erased and making another statement. Again it was erased and yet you still dont understand.

Please any more questions regarding this you can send me a private message and i will be glad to answer any questions you have. Nothing personal but this isnt a post to question why what was done is done. I gave a brief explanation if you want to know more you know how to contact me, i made it really easy.